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2002-03-13 - 4:51 p.m.

Today someone returned after an absence from diaryland, and I wrote a little poem to welcome them back. I'm so proud of it that I'm going to share it with you all:

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Oh, I missed you so

Like I would miss a missing toe

That made me hobble very slow

Twitching wildly to and fro

Or as an arrow fired from bow

Would miss its target and then go

Glinting in the moonlight's glow

Into the neck of G. Trudeau

Causing him some untold woe

While blood from the wound does brightly flow

Oh deary me OH SHIT OH NO!!!

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Some minor alterations made to improve the scansion. (Still miserable). Find the original here.

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"Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well

But I've got things inside my head not even I can face

Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls

But if you take an axe to me

You'll kill another man

Not me at all" - David Bowie

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